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As the mother of a sloth named Sid, Eunice was responsible, along with the remainder of her family, for leaving her son behind on one of the family's migrations.
Some time later, Eunice and the rest of the family sought out Sid, claiming that they missed him. In truth, they actually wanted to dump their Granny on him, seeking to escape the continental break-up by losing the "dead weight." The moment Sid's back was turned, Eunice and the rest of the family abandoned him once more.