Buck's Pineapple Wife was a pineapple fruit that was married to a weasel named Buck.
Biography
This Pineapple was said to be married to Buck. He claims one morning he woke up married to this pineapple and also presumably talked to her across a rock phone. It is unknown what happened to her. Buck later adopts a pumpkin called Bronwyn, which becomes this pineapple's daughter.